i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
