carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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