NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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