what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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