i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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