Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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