do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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