i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
My Higher Power is John Stamos
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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