don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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