sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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