i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize