She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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