I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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