U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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