i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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