well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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