You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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