i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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