What a fucking waste of an outfit
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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