I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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