She said her name was "party"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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