what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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