There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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