He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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