um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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