last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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