found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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