2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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