honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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