I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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