ugly people sure do ruin things
We need to rekindle our bromance
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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