and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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