come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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