I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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