She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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