I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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