Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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