I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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