btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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