You were right. It hurts to walk today.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
