I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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