okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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