after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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