Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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