I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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