I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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