i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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