no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have already put on my inside pants.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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