You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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