So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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