I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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