So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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