i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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